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CHRIS JEREMY LIVES!!!!!!

It will probably come as a pleasant shock to the former residents of 12 Botany St that our favourite boxed wine loving Welsh housemate, Chris ‘The Pub Slut’ Jeremy, is still alive and kicking. Indeed, the former king of the Eastern Sydney suburbs was on top form all together this weekend as I had the pleasure of getting off my face drunk with him in his adopted home town of Cardiff. Supporting a healthy buffon of hair, a top girlfriend on his arm and a new updated version of his classic hoodie (still worn hanging off the left shoulder) I’m happy to report he is in great form. Tales of past exploits in the Tea Gardens, his legendary final argument with Byron and our time spent in the shitest job ever counting votes in the NSW election (Oja was our boss) were all recalled during an emotional night spent touring Cardiff’s finest boozers. Other highpoints on this much needed escape weekend included The Big Man railing possibly the ugliest 40yr old ‘woman’ in the British Isles and her refusal to leave his hotel room, attending Barnsley FC’s dramatic penalty shootout victory over Swansea in the League One playoff finals, the random violence on the streets of Cardiff after the game and me managing to stay in Drurys hotel all weekend without paying for a room and not getting scruffed.

Muffy